I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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