Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
my liver is dry heaving
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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