STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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