i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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