god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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