i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
