You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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