Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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