yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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