He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Randomize
