She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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