I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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