We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize