he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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