I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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