god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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