Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
handjob tips. give me some.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
