I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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