I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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