was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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