I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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