So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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