I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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