we're blogging at a bar
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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