Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Where is the hickey?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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