i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We had sex on a dog bed..
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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