She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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