the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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