I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I got her a Nickelback box set.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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