Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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