every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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