It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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