Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
