I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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