I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
send nudes
from the living room?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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