She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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