Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
its liver damage thursday
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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