To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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