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I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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