i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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