I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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