He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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