So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
