They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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