I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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