in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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