talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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