But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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