Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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