We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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