Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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