Banned from zoo.
Again?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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